He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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