I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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