I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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