Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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