i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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