dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
