Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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