brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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