If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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