He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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