You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
