I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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