I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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