So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
