No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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