"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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