That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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