Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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