Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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