real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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