Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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