So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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