Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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