I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize
