at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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