Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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