butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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