I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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