we're blogging at a bar
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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