Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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