just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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