chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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