last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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