i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Barsexuality is the new black.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
