I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I think people are normalizing furries
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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