Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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