My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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