I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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