dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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