But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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