Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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