But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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