At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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