Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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