ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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