She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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