He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
how can u be prego again
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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