the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
If I had your ass I would rule the world
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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