Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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