when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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