the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
