Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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