You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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