the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
This is my gift to your gina
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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