I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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