Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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