yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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